DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
The Water Signs - Saturated by the Sea Life
The Water Signs mirror the shapes and forms of the ocean streams; calm, tranquil and collected in one place-volatile, violent and dangerous in others. As deep and introverted people, Water signs are often subject to acute sensitivity and a receptiveness that borders on psychic. There is a hidden and deep vulnerability in all of these types, with the constant threat of emotional upheaval. Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces are at hostage to their emotions, which tend to be of greater intensity and sustained for long periods. Astrologically, water is related to the occult and to mystical points of view that hold the secrets to the stories of birth, death and rebirth.
The Water Triplicy place high value relationships and crave emotional bonds and connection. Because they tend to feel and react to others in a caring and sensitive way they are often prone to suffering from extreme ‘mood swings’ . Water signs rely heavily on their intuition and their ‘gut feelings’, but tend to act out in actions clouded by the delusion of feelings and irrationality. A water sign will always become quiet or withdrawn when they are trying to sort things out - it will takes them some time to get to know them well, for they reveal themselves slowly.
The Water Signs are innately sensitive to the vibrations of human nature and the colours of emotion. These Water element is associated with creativity, and they are able to turn anything they love into something beautiful and artistic. They are skilled at appropriately responding to every moment, and they find themselves in touch with the darker side of human nature. People find themselves naturally drawn to the counsel of the disarming and insightful nature of a water sign, who is at home sharing their profound compassion, empathy and understanding. Their perceptive imagination also gives them the ability to literally ‘walk in the footsteps’ of those before them, giving them the natural capacity to feel what another is feeling.
Like a psychic sponge, the Water Signs involuntarily absorb the emotions, whims and impulses of their company. Many times, these personalities can become confused with what are authentic feelings or those of other people. It is very easy for these types of become rundown, exhausted or stressed as they often find their osmotic channel draining. Water Signs tend to sleep more than other signs and receive prophetic and unconscious knowledge in their dreams - dreamcatchers and dream journals are recommended for these signs. They love provoking what is hidden below the surface of life and their company seem to find them mystical and enigmatic.
Like water; Scorpio, Cancer and Pisces are fluid moving, flowing and cleansing. Their strength may not so obvious to the invisible eye, but like the unseen depth and spirit of the ocean they have the force to hold up a whole vessel.